My puppy was making friends when we were stuck in traffic.
as harry’s buns grow bigger so does my lifespan
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me
they’re in the middle of a worldwide tour and they have another one next year and four is #1 on itunes without even being released yet WHO RUN THE WORLD
*steps into shower*
*forgets to remove eyeliner*
*steps out of shower*
*Joins The Black Parade*
Person: “I’m 6ft tall”
me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*
so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”
just. imagine a planet called George
mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE
Yeah but what made him call it Uranus?
"No, you can’t call it George"
"Well fuck then, Uranus"
Okay this ones really bad sorry
this is literally the best video on the internet
this is my religion
these are the fucking jonas brothers
I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED
THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG
BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG
WHY IS THE KID IN THE BACKGROUND SLAPPING MEAT AGAINST HIS HEAD THO???